MY DASHBOARD FROZE AND THERE WAS PORN AND MY FATHER CAME INTO MY ROOM AND I PANICKED AND COVERED THE SCREEN WITH MY ARMS AND HE ASKED ME “WHAT ARE YOU DOING” AND I TOLD HIM “IT’S A SECRET YOU’LL SEE IT’S FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY” AND HE NODDED AND LEFT MY ROOM AND I’M AFRAID HE’S GONNA COME BACK BECAUSE HE HAS REALIZED HIS BIRTHDAY IS IN OCTOBER
nice lol
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